I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

  1. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
  2. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
  3. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

  • I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
  • Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
  • All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

You hit me with a cricket bat. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

You've swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

You've swallowed a planet! You've swallowed a planet! Insistently Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Insistently Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You've swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?