Be quiet! And the hat. She's a witch! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Shut up! Will you shut up?! And this isn't my nose. This is…
Read MoreBe quiet! And the hat. She's a witch! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Shut up! Will you shut up?! And this isn't my nose. This is…
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Read MoreNo, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets…
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